So you still believe in privacy in the 21st century? No problem. We respect that.
We know where you've been prior to visiting us. We know what you were searching for, how long you've spent on each page, and what seems to interest you. Google tells us all of this. Our traffic and statistics tell us where you are, what computer you're using, what browser you're using, your IP Address, and what times you like to surf the web. We can even see if your PC supports Flash, and what version.
We promise not to share your information with anyone else. That is, until we figure out how to sell this information. In the event of that happening, we'll send you an email, if you've provided it. At that time you can choose to opt-out of us selling your info. Otherwise, anything you've provided to us, we will use to send you promotions and other info we think is important, at any time, at any frequency, until you tell us not to.